A cool kid like me

FRIENDS ARE FOREVER ( Story with picture)

An Elephant Walks like This and That.

An elephant walks like this and that,

He's terribly tall and terribly fat.

He has no fingers, he has no toes,

But goodness gracious, what a nose!

Close Disney Fairies: Tinker Bell and the Gang

Jokes for Kids

 Doctor, Doctor Jokes

Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What’s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!

Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that?

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!

Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"

Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a spoon.”
“Sit over there, please, and don’t stir!”

Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?

Doctor Doctor, I think I’m invisible.
Who said that?

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a goat!"
"How long have you felt like this?"
"Since I was a kid!"

Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!"
"I see your point!"

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!

What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later!

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!

Silly Rhymes!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t!

The night was dark and stormy
The bathroom light was dim
I heard a crash, I heard a splash!
Oh Gosh – he’s fallen in!

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail with water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill collapsed with laughter!

As I was coming down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away!

I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes them taste quite funny
But it keeps them on the knife!

Mary had a bionic cow,
It lived on safety pins.
And every time she milked that cow
The milk came out in tins.

I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!